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High school formal writing themes starting with…

Posted by vip on Saturday, 22-September-2007

I will be presenting the following play in the school auditorium this month and you can show your support by sending in your contributions, which I can assure you is money well spent. Meaning the money will all be spent.

My first hand experience with sex…

Just to enroll me here, my parents had to forego…

Do I know how to make a takyan, a top, a kite…

Freud help me here, but are my strongest fantasies of sex, or of fame or power…

School has just started but Christmas is only 6 months away…

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comic moments

Posted by vip on Tuesday, 4-September-2007

This is to file away really intolerable comic moments.

QUOTABLE MISQUOTES

If there’s a will, there’s a wealth. I’m willy-nilly.

The early bird misses the late worm.
Oh no, there is always a late bird, too.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do, but nowhere else.

Blessed are the poor for they shall inherit the earth,
From the rich.

Tired of apathy?

I want to sing or make a speech or harangue my audience while on an airplane flight. Nobody can walk out.

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